So I was like “Hey Iron Man”

And he was like

“Dude.”

And I was like

“Man, that was a kick ass movie. It was the kick assinest movie that I’ve ever seen in all my years of watchin kickassin movies. As a lay Iron Man fan from the Armor Wars days, who’d occasionally pick up an Iron Man comic if it were free, or, uh, not really being watched very closely, I have to say, ol Bob Downey plays a mean Tony Stark.

“And furthermore, Iron Man, if I may be so bold, the Dude plays a damn good bad guy. He had me all like ‘Its the Dude, but hes bald, and he’s all bad and stuff!’ and the Dude was all like ‘I’m not abiding, because I’m a bad guy’ and I was all like ‘dude’.

“I gotta tell you, too, that after the credits business was some supersweetness. My lady got all excited when she saw Jules in the eyepatch that she punched me on the leg, jumped up in the theater, and went ‘HELL YES’ and I was all like ‘Damn, thats my baby’ and she was like ‘DUUDE did you SEE Mace Wendu all with an eyepatch telling Bob Downey whats what?’”

But Iron Man wasn’t paying any attention, and it was still the kids birthday, so I started grilling hamburgers.

The end.