Oh my…

Question of the day

Ready?

It’s a good one…

“Do you sell condoms for dogs? ‘Cuz I have a male and female dog..and the female is in heat. She won’t keep the little girly pants on. So, I was thinking maybe if we could get protection on the MALE dog…it’d keep us from gettin’ puppies.”

Seriously. A lady just stood in front of me and asked me that with a straight face.

I suggested a trip to the vet for a spay or neuter.

People never cease to amaze me.

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11 Responses to “Oh my…”


  1. Aytee

    But you never answered the question…

  2. Bell

    No. We don’t sell condoms for dogs. PREEEETTY sure they don’t make them. Wouldn’t surprise me, though.

  3. Aytee

    Betcha its hard to wrap THAT rascal…

  4. Bell

    hee…
    check this out
    http://www.dogcondoms.com/

  5. Bell

    READ THE RECALL!!! OMG!

  6. Aytee

    MEAT SCENTED???????
    Wow.

  7. Bell

    Oooooo… my eyes are watering… cant…stop…laughing…. ouch, my side.
    HA!

  8. Aytee

    I think they were marketing meat scented condoms very poorly. Those things should fly off the shelves…

  9. damama

    INSANE!!

  10. Bos

    Saran wrap might be a useful alternative, especially if previously used to store a tasty steak like tri-tip.

  11. WolfDog

    Arooooooooo!!

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