Oh my…

Question of the day

Ready?

It’s a good one…

“Do you sell condoms for dogs? ‘Cuz I have a male and female dog..and the female is in heat. She won’t keep the little girly pants on. So, I was thinking maybe if we could get protection on the MALE dog…it’d keep us from gettin’ puppies.”

Seriously. A lady just stood in front of me and asked me that with a straight face.

I suggested a trip to the vet for a spay or neuter.

People never cease to amaze me.

11 comments
  1. Aytee comments:

    But you never answered the question…

    April 30, 2008 at 3:47 pm. Permalink.

  2. Bell comments:

    No. We don’t sell condoms for dogs. PREEEETTY sure they don’t make them. Wouldn’t surprise me, though.

    April 30, 2008 at 4:00 pm. Permalink.

  3. Aytee comments:

    Betcha its hard to wrap THAT rascal…

    April 30, 2008 at 4:03 pm. Permalink.

  4. Bell comments:

    hee…
    check this out
    http://www.dogcondoms.com/

    April 30, 2008 at 4:04 pm. Permalink.

  5. Bell comments:

    READ THE RECALL!!! OMG!

    April 30, 2008 at 4:05 pm. Permalink.

  6. Aytee comments:

    MEAT SCENTED???????
    Wow.

    April 30, 2008 at 4:08 pm. Permalink.

  7. Bell comments:

    Oooooo… my eyes are watering… cant…stop…laughing…. ouch, my side.
    HA!

    April 30, 2008 at 4:08 pm. Permalink.

  8. Aytee comments:

    I think they were marketing meat scented condoms very poorly. Those things should fly off the shelves…

    April 30, 2008 at 4:10 pm. Permalink.

  9. damama comments:

    INSANE!!

    April 30, 2008 at 7:02 pm. Permalink.

  10. Bos comments:

    Saran wrap might be a useful alternative, especially if previously used to store a tasty steak like tri-tip.

    April 30, 2008 at 7:52 pm. Permalink.

  11. WolfDog comments:

    Arooooooooo!!

    April 30, 2008 at 7:56 pm. Permalink.

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