Question of the day
Ready?
It’s a good one…
“Do you sell condoms for dogs? ‘Cuz I have a male and female dog..and the female is in heat. She won’t keep the little girly pants on. So, I was thinking maybe if we could get protection on the MALE dog…it’d keep us from gettin’ puppies.”
Seriously. A lady just [...]
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Oh my…
April 30, 2008; 3:44 pm
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And a thought occurs…
April 30, 2008; 12:02 pm
As I sit here, casually working from home, while the Lady has started the first hour of what is bound to be a wonderful and rewarding evening shift at the factory, a thought has occurred to me.
It came subtly, as many great thoughts do, would up tightly in a weaving of observations, deductions, and speculations [...] -
All, the aliveness
April 29, 2008; 6:52 pm
Excellent.
All of the pieces have come together, and damned if we don’t have a website up and running in record time. I even came up with a very original name. Woot!
I’m liking the little monster blob thing. Its very Jakandy Bennu-ey.
I’m also not going to explain what a Jakandy Bennu is.
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Pondering pig ears
April 29, 2008; 1:19 pm
The question of the day…
What is worse?
PrePigearPotentPoochPoots or PostPigearPotentPoochPoots?
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Regarding showers
April 29, 2008; 8:35 am
Man, here I am. I’ve got a place to be in like one hour. The lady is asleep, working off the DXM effects of the cold medicine she took. I should be in the shower.
Yet, I put it off.
Why?
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Guess what we just did?
April 28, 2008; 6:01 pm
So, after days of plannination and getting things straightened up, we just killed it. Yep. Totally dead. We looked it square in the eyes, and showed it no mercy.
Hee.
Whoa… one day I bet theres going to be some sorta investigation, or something, and this post is going to look awfully suspicious…
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My strange children
April 27, 2008; 3:42 pm
So we were sitting around, after having played a game of Go Fish, and a truncated game of Mousetrap. I was working on this weird little web page, and they were sitting around. We were discussing what we were going to do next.
The 6 yr old little weirdo started chanting “shopppping. shoppppping. shopppppping.” Soon the [...]